Kid Scoop: Moon Cheese
These stories were submitted to the Junior Dispatch by Kid Scoop, a Newspapers in Education program at the York Newspaper Co.
From Mr. Richcrick’s fourth-grade class at Fishing Creek Elementary School:
No, the moon is not made of green cheese because if it were, space rats would have eaten it. By Chase Gillis
No, the moon is not made of cheese because all astronauts would complain about the moon smelling like cheese. They would say, “Aw, man, the moon smelled awful. I never want to go back. It reeked.” By Mia Christensen
Yes, it is green cheese. Let me tell you why. Because it’s not! By Madison Dicely
No, it is not made of green cheese because scientists made sure. By Skylar Diegel
The moon is not made of green cheese because if it were, the astronauts would have eaten it. By Jaden Henline
The moon is made of green cheese because I paid the president to say it was. By Caylynn Beinhower
No, you can’t eat the moon. We sent a rocket there to explore it not to eat it. If it was green cheese it would be gone by now. By Ricky Dumais
Yes, it is green cheese. Even the world likes cheese. By Cayden Healy
No way! That’s just an old fairy tale my grandpa told me plus it would be spoiled by now. By Jara Mumma
No because the moon is made out of rocks I think. By Tyler Phan
Yes because I have tried it. By KJ Keane
Yes because I ate it. It was yummy! By Gabby Messenger
That’s a dumb question. Yeah, it’s made out of cheese! I mean it’s got no holes. By Everest Robinson
