April Really Bugs Me!
Jessica Hershner, a fourth-grade teacher at North Hills Elementary, explained this submission in her e-mail: “My class is really glad April is almost over and they show this in their writing assignments entitled, April Really Bugs Me!”
April Butterfly
My bug is the April Butterfly. It’s a beautiful butterfly but sometimes is ugly. When it’s happy it is blue with green polka dots. When it is mad it’s red with black lines. The April Butterfly eats everything but jets and planes. Its eyes are as big as golf balls. My bug has big blue wings like the sky .You better not make my bug mad or else. — By Aalyah Acevedo
April Bugs Me
My crazy crawler is called the April Gator Shark crawler. The Gator Shark eats any thing that is bigger than him. His blood is green. The critter is as fast as a jet at running but hates the rain. Its home is made of sticks and leaves. Its razor sharp teeth can break a finger and cut flesh. The Gator Shark is as mean as a pit bull. This monster has hands as knives. There are only twenty in the world. If you see one get out of its way! — By Trevor Banks
April Really Bugs Me!
My bug is an Aprilfly. It is a girly bug when it comes to looks. Aprilflys are light and dark purple with black sparkles on their wings. When it comes to eating, an Aprilfly is like a boy because it eats spider eggs and cockroaches. An Aprilfly acts like a crazy bee sometimes because it goes flying around looking for food. It can be as crazy as a jumpy monkey. Now you are in warning for seeing one. — By: Olivia Bernoudy
The Aprilflower Bug
The Aprilflower bug eats humans and other things. They live in The United Bugs of Insectrica. They don’t bite but they have a nasty stinger like a big fat bumblebee. By the way your only chance of seeing one is one out of one million. They have skin like chameleons so WATCH OUT! They turn sun yellow, eggplant purple, ocean blue, flaming red, and carrot orange and hot pink. That is why you don’t want to ever, ever see an Aprilflower bug! — By Trevor Blood
April Spider
The April Spider really bugs me because the spider has eight hairy legs. It also feels weird when it climbs on you with its slimy body. The spider licks you with its hairy tongue that is as hairy as a bear’s back and it’s disgusting. You should stay a few feet from it or it will spit out water. That’s why April really bugs me. — By Jacob Broederdorf
April Really Bugs Me
My April bug is an April bee. It eats other insects and has sharp teeth for ripping into flesh. It looks like a regular bee, but it’s not. It’s a different kind of deadly bee. It has 12 legs, 6 wings, with two sharp stingers, and two pointy ears at the top of its head. The two sharp stingers are for shocking its prey. Then it kills it for its super, yummy dinner. The 6 wings are for flying high in the air. The April bee’s ears hear like a hawk. The strong little legs are for running really fast. The April bee looks as yellow as the sun. It is also the color black. That is my scary April bug.– By Mercedes Bryan
April Really Bugs Me
My April bug is an April worm because in the beginning of April my friends and I find lots of worms. I know worms aren’t really fast so if you see one don’t be scared. The April worm lives in the wet soil. The snake is the worm’s worst enemy because the snake is fast but the worm is slow. I also like worms because they scare the girls and that’s my most favorite part. The worm goes as slow as a sloth. I love April worms because they are good for the enviroment. — By Iyan Butler
Beware of the Aprilbee!
April really bugs me because of the Aprilbee. You wouldn’t want an Aprilbee to sting you because its stinger is like the size of a great White Shark’s tooth. Also you know a bee has black and yellow stripes, right? Well, the Aprilbee has red and green stripes. Crazy right? The Aprilbee eats worms. Yuck! It is big as a frog. The Aprilbee with thick red and thin green stripes is a male and the one with thick green and thin red stripes is a female. When a male stings you, the spot will turn red and if a female stings you, the spot will turn green. Beware of the Aprilbee! — By: Hao Dao
The Aprilhater
My bug’s name is The Aprilhater. She hates ALL boys! The Aprilhater chews on anything I don’t like. One thing I don’t like is my little brother and his friend, Austin. My bug gnaws on the skin on top of the heads. Then, my bug gnaws on the skull and starts eating the brain!
My bug likes to bite people when they’re asleep. Also, my bug likes to eat bees. My bug is like a hungry spider that hasn’t eaten since 2000! In the future, The Aprilhater might start biting cats. The Aprilhater already bites snakes, lizards, boys, spiders, and bees.
Boys, watch out, there’s a new bug in town! Her favorite toys are flies and ants. She is mostly red and black with orange spots.
My bug follows me anywhere I go even if I don’t want it to. It’s like my long, lost twin sister because my bug does whatever I tell it to. Hopefully, you don’t get bitten by this bug!– By: Marissa DeLeon
The Spring-Vampire
Did you know there is a bug called the spring-vampire? They are very close to extinction. There are only 2,000 left. It can fly 100 miles per hour! It can also flap its wings per second! Their teeth are sharp as a chain-saw! Their red eye makes you hypnotized if you stare at it too long! The most important thing you should know is that it sucks blood! So keep your eyes out for this mysterious bug! — By DJ Haas
April Really Bugs Me
The April mean bug is a bug that comes out on the first of April. This bug is about 7 inches long. It has 18 legs and 3 red diamonds on its back. This bug also has 3 red eyes. One eye is on its back and the other 2 are coming out of its head. This bug has 2 3-inch pinchers. This weird bug’s body is like a big oval. The bug’s color is black and red. This mean bug doesn’t fly. My bug also eats little rodents like mice and rats. When I saw this bug it seemed as scary as a big monster. That is why my April mean bug really bugs me. — By: Joey Holder
April Flea Eater
My bug is the April Flea Eater. It really doesn’t eat fleas. It eats animals and humans. Beware, this bug is the most dangerous in the world. Ooohhh I almost forgot, don’t disturb it or don’t destroy its home or it will hunt you down and eat you. It has sharp claws as sharp as knives. It can fly 9,000,000 feet high. It lives high in the mountains in a huge honeycomb. The color of the April Flea Eater is yellow, red, orange and black. This is the most dangerous bug in the world. — By: Cody Isachsen
April-Fly
My bug is the April-Fly. The AprilFly is very small. He’s small like a pea. You also have to beware because it bites. It looks like a little green speck. It flies as fast as a race car. He likes to eat ladybugs and leaves. They act like mini mean dogs. So one day you might be lucky enough to see the April-Fly. — By: Diane Judge
The Apriling
My bug is the Apriling. It looks like a fly, but it has hair, legs, and arms. My bug, the Apriling is orange and black like a panther with a red afro as big as my grandma’s. The Apriling only eats black and red ants. The Apriling’s favorite kind of ants are the red ants. The Apriling flies and sometimes bites. My weird bug, the Apriling, flies by its ears, which are HUGE!!!! My bug also bites with its little tiny teeth. So watch out for the flying, biting Apriling because it might not be a regular fly. — By: Kristina Landis
April Bugs!
My April bug is an Aprilflea. The thing that I like about it is it eats all the bugs that bother me. Even the ones that don’t bother me. It’s awesome! It looks likes a Beetle. It has a shell too. Its shell is colored orange, green, yellow, blue, red and brown. Its antlers are bright brown! Its shell has stripes on it. That’s Why April really bugs me. — By: Joshua Leighton
Aprilfly
April really bugs me because there is a bug known as the Aprilfly. It flies and bites. The Aprilfly is bright purple. It acts like a monkey ripping flesh. The Aprilfly lives in the United States of Bugerica. It is as mean as King-Kong. The Aprilfly’s main diet is people, hairy caterpillars, venomous snakes, frogs, toads and tarantulas. You don’t want to get bit by my bug. — By: Bryce Linz
The April Tree Bug
My bug is named the April Tree bug because it lives in trees and eats leaves. The April tree bug is as camouflaged as a pair of Army pants. Good luck trying to find my bug in the trees.– By Chloe Mann
April Really Bugs Me
My bug is big. It’s black and yellow. This bug eats other bugs. It also flies. They’re as big as your hand. Their wings are so big that they can fly 110 miles per hour! It has a very bad pinch. This bug has two big eyes. So watch out for the April bee! — By: Brandon Olschefski
April Really Bugs Me
April really bugs me because of the AprilAnacondas. All of them can slither fast, faster than a racecar going fast. Oh, also they can stand like a human and blend in with stuff. Also they have huge red fangs as red as flames. They have a blue tongue bluer than the ocean. The AprilAnacondas have a spitting hole that spits out water with poison in it. They can jump higher than a kangaroo. So, I wouldn’t even mess with it if I were you. They also bite girls. So watch out girls it’s coming after you. — By: Andrew Reever
The April Fool
The April fool has seven legs and is purple. It eats ants and can fly. It lives in Hawaii. Its job is to bug annoying little sisters and stings your math teacher. It has racing stripes and a green horn on its head. It flies as fast as a bird. It is a cool bug so don’t mess with the April fool. — By: Cole Sminkey
April Really Bugs Me
April really bugs me! There are bugs known as the June bug and the Mayfly. Have you ever heard of the April Stink bug? Ewww! Sounds gross, huh? The April Stink Bug looks like a dead leaf. The April Stink Bug will bite you if you mess with it! The April Stink Bug is brown. If you kill it, it will stink for a while. Black stuff will come out of the April Stink bug when you kill it. When you kill the April Stink Bug it smells like the sewer. The April Stink Bug eats ants, flies, and other little insects. THAT’S WHY APRIL REALLY BUGS ME!!!!!!!! — By Kaitlin Warnecke
April Really Bugs Me
My bug is called the Aprilbite. The Aprilbite looks like a bee and its stinger looks like a needle. The Aprilbite eats grass and drinks poison. It lives in a lagoon and sleeps on a tiny sandwich. So watch out for the Aprilbite. — By: Lindsey Williams
The Aprilearwig Bugs Me A Lot
My worst pest of April is a bug with the name Aprilearwig. An Aprilearwig is as mean and nasty as a big killer whale. He bites you with his pinchers and poison gets inside you. Then the big bug somehow crawls inside you and makes you sick. Raaaaaaa!!! He¹s coming to get you! He¹s eating you alive. When he eats you alive you turn stiff and green. One other fact is that this bug can change colors. Its colors are fiery red, ocean blue, poison purple, bumblebee yellow, grassy green, pumpkin orange and dirty brown. Watch out they’ll give you nightmares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes you get mixed up with its head and the bottom of it. So keep your distance and stay away from the Aprilearwig!!! — By Cheyenne Zeamer





